Naiad
Henchman at Heart, Master
HAH List Maker
Rule Maker
Side jobs: Board Smilie Collector, HAH Art Guru

Becca
Henchman at Heart, Second in Command
HAH List Maker
Rule Maker
Side jobs: Head Counsellor, Board Guru, Site Guru, Banning Guru, HAH Enforcer

Skylark
First-Class Underling of the Henchman at Heart
The Greatest Scientific Genius of the Universe, aka, The Genius
Head HAH Bouncer
The One and Only Dribbler
Side job : Resident Chef of the Henchman at Heart

Etapa
Keeper of the Balance
The Survivor of Dawn
HAH Bargaining Chip
Side jobs: Topic Guru, Hot Guys List Maker