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| So you want to know if all those myths and urban legends you've heard about the HAH are true or not? Here's the place to find out! | ||||||||||
| Home Staff |
1. The HAH keep 47 bunnies around to remind them of plot bunnies. This is true...the bunnies are every color of the rainbow and are toilet trained. 2. The HAH's uniform color is pink with yellow fringe. False. The uniform is a very flattering dark midnight-ish color that seems to change depending on the wearer (becca's for example is black while naiad's is green). What members choose to wear underneath their uniforms is a different matter. 3. The HAH is really a cover for a group known as Zankoku's harem. Totally false!! False, false, false, false, false. Despite what he thinks, we don't answer to him. 4. The HAH has written a 750 page book describing the ins-and-outs of the organization. False. We're not that organized. 5. The HAH has a movie deal in the works. True. And Keanu Reeves is playing becca's boyfriend. Naiad can't decide between Greg Grunberg or Shawn Ashmore. She'd also take Aaron Ashmore. 6. The HAH get paid. Sadly false. We all still have to have jobs, and lousy ones at that. 7. The creed of the HAH can be heard when the theme from Harry Potter is played backwards. Eh? Uh, false. Though it drives naiad's bird nuts. 'Sides, we don't like creeds. 8. Naiad's really a naiad and thus can't show her picture because her whole race would be exposed. Hehehe, uh false. 9. Becca, as Second in Command, really does accept all the blame. True. False. True. The HAH are still debating this one. 10. Skylark is resident HAH chef because she's the only one we don't fear poisoning us. False. Not only is she a really good cook but, well, we don't trust no one, see? Though she is always quick to tell us not to mess with her or you never know. 11. Etapa is the Keeper of the Balance because she can't commit to being a full HAH. True. Plus, she keeps us mellow and we need that. 12. Naiad and becca are really twins, separated at birth. False. Unless one of their parents are keeping a lot of secrets from them. 13. The HAH barn, though having set dimensions on the outside, is really fathomless on the inside. True. Not only do we have a huge loft but also a basement which includes a 'dungeon' and let's not forget out back. 14. The HAH's arsenal is the biggest in the world. True. So don't mess with us. 15. There are mystical rooms in the HAH barn. This is true. There is even a 'veg' room where the furniture and beanbags float so as to keep the HAH dry in case of flood. 16. The HAH, well the master, keeps nice organized lists. True. Here's a good example. Oh, and the thoughts of the day. And her entire computer... 17. Becca feels ostracized because her name doesn't begin with a letter that also begins a cardinal direction like Naiad, Etapa, and Skylark. False. I think. This only resulted in a really late night discussion. 18. The HAH don't do laundry. False. Though we do hate doing laundry, we do do it. That smell is not us. See our horses. 19. The HAH keep a ready supply of padded rooms and straight jackets. False. We only have one padded room and one straight jacket, thank you very much. We're all friends, we share. 20. The HAH is a mystical place that few dare to tread. True and False. It is a mystical place that is understood only by those with henchman tendencies, but it is frequented by many that like to check up on what we're up to. 21. The False Advertising Fund is a real fund that we spend the hard-earned salaries of the HAH members on. This is false. We are a non-profit organization that makes no money at all, so the fund is truely funded by nothing, though the advertising is real (haven't you caught our TV commercials? No? Guess that explains why we are never billed for them). 22. The HAH has a morbid dislike of cronies. True, at least for the founders, but...what exactly is a cronie? The world may never know but the list is short but distinguished (or so they think). 23. The HAH was founded from boredom. Part true, mostly false. It was mostly founded by a need to release frustrations and have fun. 24. The HAH is solely Young Blades based. False. We venture out into any venue we like. 25. The HAH projects are highly confidential. For the most part this is true, but our projects tend to pop up in different places when finished and are for the enjoyment of the masses. 26. The HAH ride unicorns and speak to the likes of elves and mages. True; we greatly admire them. 27. The HAH is totally fictional. True. Of course it is, to be an HAH is a state of mind, being good in thought but also enjoying the freedom to be oh-so-slightly-naughty! 28. The HAH use torture to get things we want. Who said that? Was there proof? 29. The HAH is a group of misfits. True and we are proud of it! Some of the best things come about because of the minds of misfits. 30. The HAH is for people with nothing else to do. Totally false. The members of the HAH have lives and jobs like everyone else. Each HAH member is talented in her or his own way and the HAH is one way they can relax and have some fun. 31. The HAH all have a screw loose. Possibly, but we keep an ample supply of screwdrivers handy at all times. 32. The HAH are really henchmen (henchwomen specifically) in disguise. False. We just have henchman tendencies at times. It balances out the goodness in us. 33. The HAH lackeys are allowed to get away with not doing their jobs. Completely false. They do get theirs in the end. |
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| Myths are the creation of the HAH Club. For entertainment only. | ||||||||||